7.20.2009

Reading Lisa's status updates on Facebook is like having a window into a parallel universe.

10 comments:

Sig. said...

I know -- it reminds me that, though I really DO like children quite a bit, I have made the right choice in deciding not to have any.

Sig. said...

Reading Lisa's status updates also makes me very tired. :)

Anonymous said...

Reading your comments & updates is like a breath of air not filled with the stench of poop, vomit, or peanut butter & jelly.

Sometimes my job is tough, & I'd list my kids on CraigsList if it were legal, but honestly I have never felt so totally satisfied and happy with my life. I don't want to forget the little things that moms forget when their kids are grown. It annoys me to read blogs & status updates that make motherhood this romanticized version of reality. It's also annoying when older moms tell me how much they miss this newborn/toddler/preschool age. Sure they miss PARTS of it, but pretty sure no one wants to willingly/happily clean bodily excrements from places it shouldn't be!

The more babies I have I think an ob nurse would be awesome, and being a teacher is less & less what I want to do - maybe cuz I teach 24/7?!

E said...

I've never been around babies - ever. My brother came already 3 and I have no cousins or anything. So your posts are really an educational experience for me :) But if we breed it'll just be once.

Lauren said...

Erica, I would laugh my ass off if you ended up with twins or triplets.

<3, L

Sig. said...

Nah, I think Erica should be the next Octo Mom. If it's far enough down the road, she can hire Lise to be the nanny.

E said...

That's what selective abortion is for.

Lauren said...

Do you think you'd do selective reduction down to one if you were pregnant w/twins?

E said...

Not for natural twins. But for the multiple births that are created by implantation of embryos...hell yes.

Lauren said...

Actually, I read a study about the risks of selective reduction compared to the risks of carrying twins to term, and I was surprised to discover that one might be more likely to lose the pregnancy by carrying the twins (8-10% nationwide average of spontaneous twin pregnancies miscarried) than by reducing the twins to one (the study looked at 52 twin-1 reductions and just one ended up miscarrying, 1.9%).

Not conclusive evidence by any means, but food for thought.